Digital Economy Bill artist challenge (template)

Some of you might have seen my recent posts regarding the Digital Economy Bill, or heard about it from other sources. For those of you who haven't, it's an extreme censorship law proposed in Britain aiming to "purify" the internet of porn. As a means of protest, I have created an artist challenge and this template to go with it. I dare you all to complete it and / or pass it on to other artists!

The rule is simple: Draw every sex act that would be prohibited on the internet if the bill were to pass. This includes a variety of kinky stuff which I condensed into 9 panels, each panel representing a specific theme. If you don't want to draw something, skip it altogether or just scribble something crazy instead... the point of the challenge is both to be fun and to spread the word about this medieval age crap. Be mindful of each sites rules when uploading your result, as some might take issue with a few of the themes listed here. Also the template itself is licensed Public Domain / CC0, do whatever your heart pleases with it!